I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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