I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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