Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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