Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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