I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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