Small penises have feelings too.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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