I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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