I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So squirting runs in the family.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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