Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I could make wine with my vomit
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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