Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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