how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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