Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The adults are the big ones right?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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