Who wears a wallet chain?!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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