I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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