Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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