yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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