I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
we made out on top of his cat.
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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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