so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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