Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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