4 words: hood of his car
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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