life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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