I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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