I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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