I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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