I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Blood and glitter go together right?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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