just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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