I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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