its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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