is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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