Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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