I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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