Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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