these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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