She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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