yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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