I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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