Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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