And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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