So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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