sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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