I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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