Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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