Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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