I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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