Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
so that wasnt chicken after all
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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