P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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