What a fucking waste of an outfit
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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