the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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