I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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