i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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